What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:52
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Can you show your wet and dripping pussy?
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
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You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
How was your first cuckolding experience as a husband?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?
Goldfinger
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill